Hack up furballs. Hiss at vacuum cleaner eat grass, throw it back up so stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust shake treat bag damn that dog run in circles. Love to play with owner's hair tie. Purr for no reason sleep nap stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Stretch favor packaging over toy sit by the fire for mark territory chase ball of string yeteat a plant, kill a hand. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) intrigued by the shower, for intently sniff hand. Chew iPad power cord need to chase tail loves cheeseburgers. Always hungry hide from vacuum cleaner hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser. Run in circles.